English ohhh Engrisss...

Below is based on true story yang amat menyayat hati sampai air mata pun tia buli kuar sebab talampau tia buli mo describe bout the feelings... Huhu...

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Situation: sms yang tia dikenali
H/phone: Sepa lagi kalo bukan urang yg buat nie crita...
Pelakon : Sender (S) & Receiver (R)

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S : Ai da mkn tghri ker? Sory klu ggu k...

R : (Uii... Sepa lagi nie sms nie?)
Who are you? How did you get my number?

S : Owh i thing u give me u number at clubing... But i now went...

R : (Garu kapala suda sebab bila masa nie pegi clubbin)
Sorry. I don't do clubbing. Pls stop smsing me ya. Thanks.

S : Why u want to stop smsthing? I thing i went to fren with u? Can or not...

R : (Smsthing? Apa lagi tu? Tambah bingung)
Did you get my numb from my students?

S : But i not sure , at clubing some girl i now, she want my num n i give my num tu him, n she give my num tu him, n she give me this num... N then i do now who his num...

R : (Adoiiii... Adakah ku bermimpi? Nie mesti kerja dorang si jo lah nie...)
I am not that girl so pls stop smsing me. Thank you.

S : So cn i know who are u? Please...

R : (Iskhhh... Pa mcm nie mo kasi turn off dia nie tau?)
I am a lecturer in one of the higher edu institutions.

S : Wow so amazing, erm can i fren with u? Bcoz i want to stdy engglish wiht u in we sms... Please?

R : (Eh???? Tia pula dia turn off. Huhu... Tia mo sms suda sebab lapo... huhu)

S : Blekh tda? Sy x paksa jg klu kmu x dpt tlong sy, yalah sy fhm jg keja kmu tu mmg bz... Tp sy btl2 ingin knal dn jd kwn kmu, dlm pd itu sy ingin mta tjuk ajar Bi dgn kmu... Sy give up da mau bsms dlm bi ne... Hrp kmu dpt tlong sy... Tp klu x dpt pn x pa bh, sy terima ja, yala spalh jg sy nekn... Sory if i disturb u k...

R : (What the %@#%&*@... have to blip some of the words cos talampau lapo n bingung! Huhu)

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~Moral of the story~

I'm not sure lah if this is an early april fool present or what but instead of laughing, i want to cry sebab engrisss dia sangat menyayat hati. I feel i've failed the society in general sebab buliiii kah ada orang hantar sms bm pun buli salah? Kalo ingrisss tu ok lagi tapi nie bahasa kita sendiri bah. Sedihnyaaaaaa... huhuuuuu...

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~ 2009 : DEBT DIET FOR A BETTER ME ~

Woke up by reality and must say that I've been neglecting my finances for far too long. Thus, this year i am declaring the debt diet for a better me ~ Aleanajoan's Style! :)

It's even worst now, what's with our economic situation and all. I might just give up and give me some retail therapy but then again, that might even make it worst.

So here how it goes:

This is a declaration to myself that i will make sure to pay all my debts (credit card especially) on time and i will not stop until I've finished every single cents i owe to them. Might sound harsh, yes i know... Might even sound depraving me of my pleasures of shopping but a woman has to do what a woman must do... Huhu... I only hope i can pull this through and not be tempted to put my hands on those lovely goodies of pleasure! Huhu...

So goodbye shoes, goodbye handbags, goodBYE MAKEUP and HELLO woman of the nature 2009! (Sia mo tinggal di hutan suda nie... huhu...). This is the NEW ME...

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~ Moral of the story ~

Kalo shopping tu kan, ingat ingat lah urang susah yang tinggal di afrika (mama sia yg bilang tu tau). Bagus lagi kamurang kasi derma tu handbag, kasut, &%#@* etc sama durang sebab teda juga kamurang guna tu tau. Mummy nampak masi lagi ampai ampai sana lantai nie... Ataupun, kasi mummy lagi bagus... (kuang kuang kuang)

~ Adengan di atas telah dicut sebab tia sanggup dingar lagi tu leteran. Huhu... ~

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When you really don't know what to do...

This week has been a very free week. Went to work but did not do a thing! Such an unproductive time (bagus tia payah kerja... hehe... sorry bos!). Hasilnya = Inilah gambar-gambar boring di opis.

Gambar 1 (Time: 8 am) -
Muka masih kiut & ceria. Headphone test 1. Hehe...



Gambar 2 (Time: 8.05am) -
Muka hampir menunjukkan ciri2 bosan sebab aircon talampau sejuk.



Time: 8.06am!!!!
Hasilnya = Muka bosan tahap cipan! :P

Moral of the story ~

Make sure you work yourself to death or else you'll turn into funny-faces-clown of the town! :P

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